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The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it,English is a strange language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for grantedBut if we examine its paradoxes we find thatQuicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,Why didn't the preacher praught?
.If a vegetarian eats vegetables,What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways andDrive on parkways
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up asIt burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why When the stars are out they are visible But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch It starts But when I wind up this observation,It ends.