quinta-feira, 7 de agosto de 2008

Long time ago...


A long time ago...there was a teacher,who liked to make her classes interesting....and so she decided to DRESS LIKE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY in order to explain about it!!!

huahauauahuahua please make your comments....kisses...Teacher Vivi

Tongue twister!!!


Hi guys....these tongue twisters were sent by my student Giovanni,it's excellent to develop pronunciation skills!!! try to speak it fast!!! it's funny!! thanks Giovanni!!

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1) Six thick thistle sticks.

Six thick thistles stick.


2) Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


3) "Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised. "Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."


4) Cheap ship trip.


5) The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.


6) Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.


7) A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.Said the flea, "Let us fly!"Said the fly, "Let us flee!"So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


8) A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits


9) Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.


10) A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunkthe skunk stunk.


11) Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.


12) A noisy noise annoys an oyster.


13) Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.

Gray were the geese and green was the grass.


14) We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Welcome!!!!


HI PEOPLE!!! WHAT'S UP?
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_________________________________________ JOKE OF THE DAY:
The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it,English is a strange language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for grantedBut if we examine its paradoxes we find thatQuicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,Why didn't the preacher praught?
.If a vegetarian eats vegetables,What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways andDrive on parkways
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up asIt burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why When the stars are out they are visible But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch It starts But when I wind up this observation,It ends.